Submissions are currently open for Issue #12, coming out in March 2023.

SCAB is interested in your filth. Send your best worst.


Send stuff NO LONGER than 2000 words. Please send everything in doc or docx format.


Anything non-moving goes. Up to 3 pieces at a time, in JPEG format; I’ll contact you later if a better quality version is needed.

Send all submissions to this address:

Please wait ’til you get a response before sending something new. The usual response time is a few weeks.

No previously published pieces, please. Simultaneous submissions are welcome, but if your piece gets accepted elsewhere, please shoot me a message about it.

SCAB is currently unable to pay for accepted submissions with other than undying gratitude and publicity.

Upon acceptance, I will contact you and ask you to include the name under which you’d like to be published, a short bio, and a social media link (optional) in your response.